I have missed you so. Oh sure, we're friends on Facebook. But then so are thousands of others and it's so hard to share you. I've missed your dancing skills, your way with words. I try to work in the word Conch Dicker into my conversations whenever possible.
Look at you, giggling like a school girl with giant caveman paws. What could make a man so joyful. Making "...crack for small children" so they can truly enjoy their "10 year old rave", that's what.
You are a naughty, naughty man. How could I ever deny my love for you? Especially after your Midnight Museum Tour. Can we really blame you just because you are so observant?
(ok maybe Casey can blame you)Yes, true you were on the losing team...
...but at least you had the good sense to team up with my original Pretend Girlfriend, Tiffani. Even though she had immunity, she would not leave you hanging with a bad dish.
Tiff & Dale (snort)
So welcome back, my Big Gay Boyfriend. Thank you for making me guffaw again and for blowing away the bad memories of deadly dull chefs without an ounce of cleverness in their thick skulls. Here's hoping the caveman paws reach all the way into the finale.
Your ever lovin'
Shamu
...but at least you had the good sense to team up with my original Pretend Girlfriend, Tiffani. Even though she had immunity, she would not leave you hanging with a bad dish.
Tiff & Dale (snort)Your ever lovin'
Shamu
7 comments:
le sign.... Daughter and I are in the Big Gay Boyfriend corner.
It's a damned good corner to be in. At least you'll laugh.
That is a rockin' love letter. Haha I, too, am in the Dale Corner, though I must admit my passion is less than yours. That's all right, leaves more of him for you.
Is it wrong that the first image was my most favoritest thing about the whole post???? Heehee (not that there was anything wrong with the rest)
My boyfriend's back, hey now, hey now, my boyfriend's back!
Tiff & Dale
*snorts beverage*
Tiff-n-Dale!
Back to clarify I wanna see Dale take the whole thing, and I'm glad he's doing really well in his restaurant now (I know this 'cause I stalk, err follow, him on FaceBook).
But yanno, I discovered him much later than the orca, so I gotta give her first place in the Dale Love category. Hail Shamy!
It’s no secret that a man’s ego has a powerful pull on him.
In fact this hardwired need to impress and to WIN is so deeply embedded into the male mind...
That nearly everything a man truly desires is based around this biological “drive” to prove, succeed and to win.
It’s why so many men become workaholics, gym junkies or become obsessed with their hobbies.
But what most women don’t know...
...is how deeply this “drive” is connected to his love, desire, and attraction for the woman in his life.
And I’m about to show you how you can “tap into” a man’s ege to refocus that same drive and gut level obsession...
...on pleasing you, romancing you, and proving his love for you like you’re his sole purpose in life.
Here’s how: ==> The “Go Ahead” Signal That Makes Him Obsessed With Winning Your Love
Mr Gix
P.S. When you tap into a man’s ego this way, you can cause him to literally become obsessed with proving his love for you. So please don’t use this on a man unless you are ready for something serious.
Thanks again.
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