Thursday, October 15, 2009

These Boots Were Made For Porking

We again start off this week's episode with a fashion review. Were we going for the Cher - Half Breed look here? Way too much clothing if that's the case.


LaDivaCucina said...

I have to say, a much better look than the green bean pajama look! Padma looks super slim in her jeans and you have to have a tiny waist to pull off a wide, off-white belt! The long vest creates a more slimmer illusion at her waist. Generally speaking, I loathe white boots but these look more off-white so a bit more subdued and not so 80's metal chick! Thumbs up!

Big Shamu said...

I don't know, that belt borders on Queer Cowboy Envy.

moi said...

Sorry, La Diva, I must beg to differ with your usually spot on fabulous fashion assessments.

In the name. Of all that is holy. WHAT IN THE HECK FIRE was Padma thinking? Both the outfits were a disaster. Not just the "Half Breed" (Shamu, you are a fashion police-ista in the making, I swear) but that all white ensemble with the hat. She not ho'in this time, but pimpin'.

Padma? Give Moi a ringy dingy. We'll tawk.

MakingSpace said...

I'm so confused. Who is Padma Lakshmi? Is she a lesbian? Is she supposed to be fashionable? Was Cher imitating Princess Lea and took a wrong turn somewhere? Sob... Does this show feature any cooking? Bwaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

LaDivaCucina said...

You snitches is funneee! Queer Cowboy Envy!!! ye haw! I'm only impressed cuz I have a thick waist and can't even fathom wearing a light coloured wide belt, heck, my waist is so short, on Diva it'd be a bra!!!!

Yes, Padma, PLEASE call Moi! Or no, don't. Who else will we snark about if she does?!