Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Done

Done

When faced with a chef who hates his food and one who hates women, there's just nothing left about the series Top Chef I feel passionate about blogging.

19 comments:

Syd said...

Agreed. I didn't even watch most of tonight's episode. OVER it.

Big Shamu said...

Oh I watched until the end. But that's it. I'm done. I'll go see a movie next week, buy a book, teach my dog to piss on pictures of the finalists. DONE!

froggy said...

You're the crack monkey who sees the light, goes thru rehab and comes clean.
I'm the crack monkey who is going to be down in the gutter next week and for the reunion. There is no rehab for me...

Big Shamu said...

It's all yours sister.

Catie said...

HATE them both. HATE THEM BOTH. I cannot even abide seeing Mike Isabella's face on my screen.

Can we end this season by declaring that no one wins? CERTAINLY AMERICA HAS NOT WON.

Syd said...

Excellent idea, Catie.

They took a great concept and then SHIT ALL OVER IT with this final duo. It's a travishamockery.

Big Shamu said...

Sure Catie, as of right now, the Top Chef All Stars season is done. It was fun watching our old favorites but it's over now and whatever happens between those two jackholes is not important or interesting to me. Not to mention all the products I won't be watching.

Anonymous said...

They lost their last shred of credibility when they didn't do that last taste blind. Bsbsbs.

Big Shamu said...

Someone will have to explain to me the statistics of having only men as the finalists for Top Chef All Stars, Just Desserts, Top Chef Masters 2, Top Chef DC, Top Chef Masters 1, and Top Chef Vegas. You have to go back to Top Chef New York to get a female finalist.

MakingSpace said...

sing it, sister. sing it.

Buzz Kill said...

Hi ladies. I was just walking by when...*turns and tiptoes out door*

Dani said...

bawahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Melissa said...

I would have preferred an hour-long episode of Padme Vision to this week's auffing of the best chef.

I think I'm going to watch the finale, but make a fun drinking game out of it.

Maybe I'll drink every time Mikey talks about
1. How great he is
2. How other people suck

And every time Blais talks about how much he, himself, sucks.

and every time I get disgusted that these are the finalists.

I better make sure and DVR it to watch on Friday or Saturday night. I don't want to get too drunk on a school night.

p.s. BUSTS! I was laughing so hard!

Big Shamu said...

Good thing I don't drink, I'd be pissant drunk if I played your game. It's just so incredibly disheartening.


Yes, busts. If you only knew....

Captain Obvious said...

Captain Obvious says:

As soon as Captain Obvious saw Antonia look like she'd been crying(very early in the episode), Captain Obvious knew she was the one who was eliminated. Magical Elves has a pattern of regularity for this kind of editing.

CO wanted Antonia to win since she's from LA and a single mom.

If karma were involved and CO hopes it is....Richard will win and then be bitchslapped by his baby momma who he didn't pay child support to for 17 years and he'd have to give that entire check to her and the kid plus interest.

grumpygranny said...

I'm just now getting to this and I completely agree. I was SO TOTALLY pissed then they butt-fucked Antonia. She gets the MAJORITY VOTE and then they send her home? WTF is UP with that??? I went to bed pissed off and woke up pissed the next morning.

Ugh. Just Ugh. And, yes, I am DONE.

Mrs. T said...

Me too! As soon as I watched the last episode, I deleted the season from my DVR and cancelled the recording on the remaining episodes. The show is so bad in so many ways, but the straight out sexism in it is appalling!
You know what I think? I think that Mike was full of crap when he said he picked the easier last supper for Blais because he wanted to compete against one of the best chefs ever in the final. I think Mike was scared of the possibility of going head to head with Antonia and having his ass handed to him by a GIRL! The way that all went down for Antonia was total BS! You have one person cooking FRIED CHICKEN and another needing to cook perfect Japanese food for effing Morimoto! How is that a playing field where you can accurately judge the best chef? Tom Colicchio can eat my ass.

Big Shamu said...

Mrs. T wins the award for Most Disgusting Visual for Tom eating someone's (anyone's!!) ass.

Mrs. T said...

Sorry Shamu. I read your blog regularly, but rarely comment. This last episode just totally set me off.