Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Three Things

The three things you want when stranded on a desert island?

Padma working the shit out this bikini...


...the patented Levitski Conch Dicker...


and after Padma and the bikini I forget the third thing.

12 comments:

MakingSpace said...

Well, Padma, the girls, and the dicker. That's three things. Ha.

Well done. Very well done.

Big Shamu said...

Damn.

froggy said...

Dear Top Chef - next time let's learn something, after watching the chefs batter the conch, have a guest chef tape a segment for one of your teaser spots and show us how it is done.

Sigh, hates that Padma looks that good after a baby. Shoulda had twins! Now that takes some work I tell you!

Big Shamu said...

Followed by a lesson in snorkeling for Blais.

Now Froggy, don't be a hater!

froggy said...

Speaking as a former lifeguard and swimming teacher. People with low body fat find it very easy to dive. Just sayin'.

Buzz Kill said...

How creepy was the boat driver? Say what you will about Padma but she is still hot at 40 and with just having a kid.

Blais looked like that guy in Powder and Mike, well I don't know what he looked like.

And judges table reminded me of this.

Dani said...

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

Big Shamu said...

Buzz, I'm pretty sure I'd have some stupid shit eating grin on my face too when I realize that I get to shoot a segment with a scantily dress Padma.

Froggy I don't recall any low body fat chefs diving for conch. For a guy who kept talking about running down and killing things (goat, boar) I'm thinking Blais and his diners would end up eating a lot of plant based food.

Dani, my thoughts exactly.

K9 said...

I had a similar reaction to judge's table as Buzz did: i flashed on Jerrell on planet Krypton trying to convince the council (all in white robes) to abandon the soon to explode planet. Tom is like uncle fester. also kind of reminded me of a sorority initiation night.

I bet blaise wins. he opened another flip (in buckhead) and i heard yet another restaurant is on tap. i sure hope it isnt mike.

padmas legs are longer than my entire body.

i hated that dive for conch segment. having them so evenly spaced in kiddie pool depth and watching blaise still struggle to get them was hard to watch.

i cant wait for a real cooking show to emerge.

Big Shamu said...

I'm sorry, my mind just never left the Padma dock scene. Even right now I'm sitting here thinking...judge's table? Were they all in white?

As for Blais winning I'd be really sad. Him basically calling the guest judge a liar for her daring to comment on his undercooked lobster was just so petty and small. I compare that to Carla feeling bad that she didn't serve her best and at least having the common sense to admit to her own short comings.

K9, I'm tired of waiting.

moi said...

I just finished watching last night's episode and I'm still laughing my ass off at the sight of these guys trying to dive in four feet of water for conch. What the hail? Swimming. It's a basic.

Big Shamu said...

Not when your man boobs add to your buoyancy.