Showing posts with label Seth Cray Cray Caro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Seth Cray Cray Caro. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The Fall of Seth

The Fall of Seth all starts innocently enough with the rather disgusting practice of Seth shaving in the kitchen sink. Two observations.Could those shorts be any bigger on him and damn, what's up with the pink kitchen? Apparently Seth is finding any way possible to grind away at the other contestants attempts at camaraderie and cohesion. Meanwhile upstairs...Malika is having her own doubts about staying in the competition (more than likely caused by the brightness of her pillowcase keeping her awake at night) and really missing her kids. Who knew making desserts was so stressful. It's OK, really, because there's a softball Quickfire Challenge coming up.Time to Pimp Some Product. Today's pimpage? Breyers Ice Cream with the lovely Gale Gand as Guest Judge.It's simple, bling up an ice cream sundae. That's all. Well...except for Seth. Despite the presence of a huge table of....ice cream, Seth wants to know if he can make his own ice cream. Gail Simmons firmly answers no and somehow resists the urge to throw a carton of Breyers at Seth. The twitchfest begins.Seth starts muttering something about weak sauce and seems to be unable to JUST STAND STILL. Suddenly we're cutting to the stew room. What? Stew room? Don't be fooled, the chefs spend a lot of time there especially when everything has to be set up and the rules of the challenge have to be reviewed.It's here that Seth gets into some kind of argument with the Producer with No Name about cupcake liners. Yes, you read that right, cupcake liners. Seth's persecution complex has exploded to the point of demanding his passport (according to Zac). Now at this point, one has to wonder, what kind of detention camp do these reality shows run if they demand your passport upon entry into the competition? After much yelling and drama Seth leaves the Stew Room to go have his panic attack in private.Because let's face it, having a fainting spell/panic attack in front a group of people you've done everything possible to alienate is not the best plan of attack. Then again it will also get you kicked off the show. A little note to future contestants of Just Desserts and Top Chef. It's a very fine line between being the annoying chef dedicated to grating on your fellow chefs nerves as a method to win the game and being a total prick that the producers can't wait to get rid of. Seth crossed the line, never to return. I'm not sure he could even handle a reunion show. How will this affect the rest of the chefs?Zac, Yigit and Erika look like they are taking it in stride. Morgan looks like he's wondering who he can manly bond with now. The ice cream challenge goes on with Morgan winning it but Zac coming in a close second with a panko fried ice cream. Having actually fried ice cream before I'm thinking Zac should have won it. But really, with Seth's departure, didn't we all win?

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Man Down


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Are you sad that Seth hyperventilated himself off of Just Desserts?
Hell no, he was whipping up on my last nerve. I'm so sad, he was pure Top Chef Drama Gold I still can't believe he was Harold's pastry chef? Who?

Friday, September 24, 2010

The Cray Cray Train

seth's kitchen

Hi, I'm Seth and Welcome to my Kitchen.

Candy

Today in my Kitchen, we'll be making Penny Candy desserts, inspired by my mother.

Elizabeth Falkner

I've allowed Elizabeth Falkner to come to my Kitchen to judge all the other desserts because a dessert inspired by my mother has will never lose.

suck it


lets be clear

My concept behind this dessert is my love for my mother and really, my love of all people.

I really love people and the person I love the most....

love hurts

...is me. I love myself so much it's like an ice pick to the temple.

My Dessert Tribute to my Mother involves a lot of aimless running.

And nitrogen. However someone has sabotaged the tank and now I don't have enough to complete my vision.



Who would hate me and my mother so much?



I cannot go on.....I must collect my tears to send to my mother.


Bro, you need to stop crying....the women are watching!


Oh my God Seth, do you realize just how jealous Tom is going to be when he sees the ratings for this episode? I mean yeah, your dessert was a puddle of baby puke but who cares as long as you're tapping that obviously huge reserve of crazy.

Thank you Gail, I knew you would understand my vision.

Understand? Oh I understand I'm on the fast track back to Emmy gold baby!