Hi, I'm Seth and Welcome to my Kitchen.
Today in my Kitchen, we'll be making Penny Candy desserts, inspired by my mother.
I've allowed Elizabeth Falkner to come to my Kitchen to judge all the other desserts because a dessert inspired by my mother has will never lose.
My concept behind this dessert is my love for my mother and really, my love of all people.
I really love people and the person I love the most....
...is me. I love myself so much it's like an ice pick to the temple.
My Dessert Tribute to my Mother involves a lot of aimless running.
And nitrogen. However someone has sabotaged the tank and now I don't have enough to complete my vision.
Who would hate me and my mother so much?
I cannot go on.....I must collect my tears to send to my mother.
Bro, you need to stop crying....the women are watching!
Oh my God Seth, do you realize just how jealous Tom is going to be when he sees the ratings for this episode? I mean yeah, your dessert was a puddle of baby puke but who cares as long as you're tapping that obviously huge reserve of crazy.
Thank you Gail, I knew you would understand my vision.
Understand? Oh I understand I'm on the fast track back to Emmy gold baby!
Today in my Kitchen, we'll be making Penny Candy desserts, inspired by my mother.
I've allowed Elizabeth Falkner to come to my Kitchen to judge all the other desserts because a dessert inspired by my mother has will never lose.
My concept behind this dessert is my love for my mother and really, my love of all people.
I really love people and the person I love the most.......is me. I love myself so much it's like an ice pick to the temple.
My Dessert Tribute to my Mother involves a lot of aimless running.
And nitrogen. However someone has sabotaged the tank and now I don't have enough to complete my vision.
Who would hate me and my mother so much?
I cannot go on.....I must collect my tears to send to my mother.
Bro, you need to stop crying....the women are watching!
Oh my God Seth, do you realize just how jealous Tom is going to be when he sees the ratings for this episode? I mean yeah, your dessert was a puddle of baby puke but who cares as long as you're tapping that obviously huge reserve of crazy.
Thank you Gail, I knew you would understand my vision.
Understand? Oh I understand I'm on the fast track back to Emmy gold baby!
