Since our dear sweet southern Aunty is having a limerick contest, and since we think there's nothing that bacon can't make better, we've happily combined the two. Enjoy! (Click on Aunty's link to enter the contest!)
We revel in all things porcine -
of it's virtues we just must opine.
If you'll cook up some bacon,
we're yours for the takin'
for pork on a fork is sublime!