A Canada Goose does a quick flyby to check out the landing possibilities. Padma seems to be the only one who sees it but since it's still alive and not roasted and stuffed on a plate, she loses interest.
However the goose pulls a U-ey and starts to fly back where Tom and Gail are horrified to see it heading directly at them. Padma has now locked in on the food on the table, not the possible food in the air. Waxman is distracted by a whole lotta pork on a plate.
Gail is now doing the Canadian Two Step out of the flight path of her native country's biggest export to the US. Will Tom save her for Death From Above? Negative! Tom yanks himself from harm's way. Padma is contemplating snatching up the pork while the others are distracted. Waxman is waiting for the pork loin to speak to him.
Finally, once Gail and Tom have slipped from Death's clutches do the others finally realize that the drama going on around them. Mostly Gail's just so happy not to have a goose smack her in the face much like the ham that whacked Paula Deen in the puss not so long ago.
No thank you, no Puerto Rican mixed grill for me.
Bull's Eye!
