Instead what we got were at least three snacks with bacon, some things that look more like bar snacks and at least one description I had to google (horchata). Now you would think that the parents in the group would have the advantage, those being Antonia, Richard and Carla. What did those three offer up to the child in all of us? A muffin, some sort of white bread blob and poor Carla's dish didn't even see any screen time (along with Marcel's Ants on a Stick) so I'm not even sure what's in her dish. Angelo, Asshat and Tre's snacks look like something you can get half priced at Happy Hour. We won't even delve into Casey's lasagna. No, really, you can't make me. Also, a question, will Dale T. be making corn cakes for every episode he's in? This is number two. Is he the official spokesperson for a cornmeal company? So either most of the chefs decided to make snacks for adults (Joe Jonas) or they drank way too much the night before and punted on the challenge and just made snacks more appropriate as Hangover Helpers. Joe and Padma taste them all and pick two possible winners, Asshat's Chips and Dip and Tiffani's giant Rice Krispie Treat Snowball. Possible winners because instead of picking one over the other, Padma reveals that they are letting the 150 kids gearing up for a sleep over at the Natural History Museum taste each offering and vote on their favorite. Brilliant. Why? Because all the chefs must cater to the kids. Whether they enjoy them or not. First though, must pick teams. I'm hoping there will be a raucous game of kickball later. Tiff pretty much cleans up on the female chefs with the exception of Carla but adds Dale L. and Tre as her man chunks while Asshat apparently picks a team whom he believes will have more fun.
All I know is that there's fun and then there's Wild Asshat Hair fun and I'm not sure that's going to help him win this Quickfire. The two teams hop to making their 150 servings of salty and sweet and then it's off to the museum to face the Tasmanian Devils...
All I know is that there's fun and then there's Wild Asshat Hair fun and I'm not sure that's going to help him win this Quickfire. The two teams hop to making their 150 servings of salty and sweet and then it's off to the museum to face the Tasmanian Devils...
...as described by Fabio, at least I think that's what he said, there was no Fabio-speak translation provided for this episode.
How cute are these two little Junior Judges in Training, stepping up and telling exactly how much they don't like raisins? Watch out Gail and Padma. Massive amounts of sugar and salt disappear at such a high rate of consumption that it appears to scare some of the chefs.
Turns out not to be much of a battle as Tiffani's Sugar Bomb wins her Immunity and we're left to wonder...
...who exactly is going to clean up this mess?
