If you came here looking for a rehash of the Pigs and Pinot Elimination Challenge of the most recent Top Chef episode - here's the rundown. Kevin won, Ash lost. Normally I'd be a slop happy pig in a poke with a whole episode dedicated to the hog. However. I refuse to do a Happy Happy Joy Joy dance while the producers insist on making the nasty drama at the condo the focus of the viewers attention. I don't watch Top Chef for scenes of children acting like they still need a mommy. I watch for the Kitchen Drama. I watch for the food. I watch for things like Bacon Jam.So sorry kids, no Pigs and Pinot Soup for you today. Instead. I give you...
...signs you may have a Bacon Addiction Problem.10) Babe the movie pig starts your mouth drooling.
9) You lobby your state senator to make Bacon the Official State Cured Meat.
8) You ask your boss if the office has National Bacon Day off (the first Monday of September).
7) Spends way too much money on the Archie McPhee & Co. Bacon Page.
6) Saves money on bacon lip balm from Archie McPhee by making your own with bacon fat and wax.
5) You think The Squeal is one of the finest pieces of art ever to grace a kitchen wall.
4) Believes the Theory of Baconization and It's Relativity to a Better Life is more important than the Theory of Relativity.3) Thinks Detroit would sell a whole lot more new cars if they came with crispy bacon smell instead of new car smell.
2) Schemes to get the word Baconization into Webster's Dictionary (and not just the Urban Dictionary)
1) Your blogger buddy hand embroiders a Bacon Love handtowel and sends it to you...and you frame it for your kitchen.
You can all now be jealous of my legendary Bacon Folk Art. Thank you Dani of Gardening Under the Florida Sun, I will treasure it forever.
