Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Weenie Summer Fun

Who knew Weenies would be such a hot topic this summer??? How do you handle your weenies? (no emails...please) Maybe you're a classic sort of Weenie guy?

Or maybe you enjoy a more realistic approach?


Perhaps you favor chaps and Stetson?


Maybe your like your Weenies with a more Asian flair?


(Don't forget the Hot Cock Sauce)



Don't go for the whole Weenie Scene? Could I interest you in something a little sweeter?


The Mud Flap version?


Which ever way you like to roast 'em or toast 'em, let's be safe out there.


WARNING: ANY MEAT TWEETS FROM ANY AND ALL CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE TURNED OVER IMMEDIATELY TO THE NEWS OUTLET WITH THE LARGEST CAPACITY TO DISTRIBUTE THEM IN THE MOST EMBARRASSING MANNER POSSIBLE.




PS WARNING: THAT GOES FOR YOUR BUNS TOO!

7 comments:

froggy said...

You could be the next political scandal!
The Engineer came home with 'Bonfire' marshmallows. HUGE. About four times the size of your regular marshmallow. I sent them forth on the raft trip. Is dangerous to let him go to the grocery store alone.

Big Shamu said...

So...Froggy....you're saying the Engineer really likes his marshmallows HUGE?

froggy said...

He reported that the experience lacked satisfaction! The thing does not cook all the way thru. Would require really good coals and you just never get to that point with a bunch of kids.

MakingSpace said...

There goes sriracha hot sauce, until now my favorite.

Summer grilling will never be the same.

Big Shamu said...

While I don't have a lot of experience with the big wide world of weenies, my impression is that roasting cocktail weenies is more the norm.

Buzz Kill said...

I'm so offended by this. Those guys are bigger than me. Bwahahaha

Big Shamu said...

Snort Buzz. Thank goodness I didn't use any of the foot longs.