Or maybe you enjoy a more realistic approach?
Perhaps you favor chaps and Stetson?
Maybe your like your Weenies with a more Asian flair?
(Don't forget the Hot Cock Sauce)
Don't go for the whole Weenie Scene? Could I interest you in something a little sweeter?
The Mud Flap version?
Which ever way you like to roast 'em or toast 'em, let's be safe out there.
WARNING: ANY MEAT TWEETS FROM ANY AND ALL CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE TURNED OVER IMMEDIATELY TO THE NEWS OUTLET WITH THE LARGEST CAPACITY TO DISTRIBUTE THEM IN THE MOST EMBARRASSING MANNER POSSIBLE.
PS WARNING: THAT GOES FOR YOUR BUNS TOO!
