Hi, I'm Seth and Welcome to my Kitchen.
Today in my Kitchen, we'll be making Penny Candy desserts, inspired by my mother.
I've allowed Elizabeth Falkner to come to my Kitchen to judge all the other desserts because a dessert inspired by my mother has will never lose.
My concept behind this dessert is my love for my mother and really, my love of all people.
I really love people and the person I love the most....
...is me. I love myself so much it's like an ice pick to the temple.
My Dessert Tribute to my Mother involves a lot of aimless running.
And nitrogen. However someone has sabotaged the tank and now I don't have enough to complete my vision.
Who would hate me and my mother so much?
I cannot go on.....I must collect my tears to send to my mother.
Bro, you need to stop crying....the women are watching!
Oh my God Seth, do you realize just how jealous Tom is going to be when he sees the ratings for this episode? I mean yeah, your dessert was a puddle of baby puke but who cares as long as you're tapping that obviously huge reserve of crazy.
Thank you Gail, I knew you would understand my vision.
Understand? Oh I understand I'm on the fast track back to Emmy gold baby!
Today in my Kitchen, we'll be making Penny Candy desserts, inspired by my mother.
I've allowed Elizabeth Falkner to come to my Kitchen to judge all the other desserts because a dessert inspired by my mother has will never lose.
My concept behind this dessert is my love for my mother and really, my love of all people.
I really love people and the person I love the most.......is me. I love myself so much it's like an ice pick to the temple.
My Dessert Tribute to my Mother involves a lot of aimless running.
And nitrogen. However someone has sabotaged the tank and now I don't have enough to complete my vision.
Who would hate me and my mother so much?
I cannot go on.....I must collect my tears to send to my mother.
Bro, you need to stop crying....the women are watching!
Oh my God Seth, do you realize just how jealous Tom is going to be when he sees the ratings for this episode? I mean yeah, your dessert was a puddle of baby puke but who cares as long as you're tapping that obviously huge reserve of crazy.
Thank you Gail, I knew you would understand my vision.
Understand? Oh I understand I'm on the fast track back to Emmy gold baby!
Haha - no words. ROFL
ReplyDeleteThere was so much crazy in this episode, I could not even comprehend. The mind simply boggles.
ReplyDeleteThank god for Elizabeth Falkner. She is one very, very classy lady.
It was JAM packed full of crazy.
ReplyDeleteI love your photo/snark recap, it makes me want to watch the episode again. And maybe again. Haha
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when kids get too much sugar. I didn't think a man could emasculate himself more than Angelo did a couple of weeks ago on TC. Boy was I wrong. I think even the gay guys were embarrassed by that display.
ReplyDeleteRatings gold or not he's not Top Chef material. He's 33 and obviously lives with his parents. I think we'll be saying good bye to him real soon.
I'm watching it right now, and I'm a little worried about Seth.
ReplyDeleteWorried about Seth? I'm worried about the other competitors! I think this guy should not even be on the show and if I was a competitor, I would be concerned about him strangling me in my sleep! If anyone would go postal, it would be this guy. I can't wait for him to get booted off, his manic energy is NOT fun to watch. (that comment about red hots and mommy was just too pathetic)
ReplyDeleteAre pastry chefs allowed to touch knives...?
ReplyDeleteBite your tongue Buzz!
ReplyDeleteYes indeedy they have knives.
ReplyDeleteThis episode should have been titled: "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
ReplyDeleteBuzz what the FUCK? "Even the gay guys were embarrassed" seriously what. the. FUCK.
ReplyDeleteFirst off that's disgusting and homophobic.
Second, did you NOT see Zach help Seth and THEN when Seth wrecked Zach's chocolate, remain calm and positive and continue on?
Not impressed Buzz. Not even a little bit impressed. There is a difference between loving gay guys and their cultural milieu, and wrapping them up with the big ball of crazy that is Seth. Seth, I remind you, is STRAIGHT. The males on the show who behaved themselves last night were GAY.
You do the math.
Bwahahahahahahaahhaha, Shamy. Great post. I'll bet you're finding it a lot more fun to post about Just Desserts than TC Season 7 :)
ReplyDeleteRatings - and reality show - gold, ain't it?
Huh?
ReplyDeletewhar's Dim Sum Sunday?
Lemme jes' note somethin'
guys wif mommy issues is all crazy an' it's jes' nutty to let 'em play wif' knives.
But what mystifies me is, why all this drama? Cain't we jes' have fabulous cookin' aan ditch the big D?