Monday, March 31, 2008
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Does it get any better?
It's a flying chocolate pig. With bacon inside. What more could you want? Get your own at Vosges Chocolate.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
The Bloat
This is it folks. The pinnacle of food offerings Top Chef threw at us last night. Yes, it's Richard's Quickfire Jicama Tacos. No meat, no corn, totally what Rick Bayless was looking for when he said he wanted to take the taco into the fine dining realm. It's not often the Quickfire is the high point of the show. Low point, yes. We've had some low points in past Quickfires. Usually they involve nasty tasting food but Erik provides us with another one when in the one on one he tells Guest Judge Rick Bayless to "go screw himself". Not to his face mind you because that would take some balls.
What was the rest of the show about?
Making sure these cars were seen. Outside shots, interior shots, driving, parked, loading the ample trunk. We got it all last night. No shopping at Whole Foods this time, not when we've got the Highlander to pimp. Was there any other explanation for this monkey turd of an episode?Let's face it. Besides pimping the car this was an exercise in thinning the herd. What a big, fat, bloated herd it is. When faced with foraging from the neighborhood pantries and producing "the best block party food ever" our little sheep produce nothing more exciting than Upscale Block Party (Blue Team) and Classic Americana (Red Team).
Both teams fell far short of what we'd like to see these chefs produce. Crusty, dry mac and cheese, soft Paella, flaccid corn dogs, soggy Waldorf salad and pasta salad with no pop. Where's the imagination, the creativity, the pushing of the culinary envelope? Hell, where's the damn common sense that says frying something only to let it sit in a hot box for two hours generally doesn't work? What's wrong with your palate when you let that pasta salad taste worse than what you could buy in a grocery store? Tom and the rest of the judges were right to bring the hammer down on the Muttonheaded Herd. Let's just hope it won't take too many more episodes of watching Tom teach Culinary Classics 101.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Under the Weather
The Gals are a bit under the weather this week. Shamu is sick and Java, well, Java is having "issues" with her computer. Chat night will return next week. Enjoy the show.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Deja View?
NBC is supposedly declaring war on Top Chef with it's new program "The Chopping Block", starring Brit bad boy chef, Marco Pierre White.The format sounds a little, well...familiar to us...Not unlike a BBC program that airs on Tuesday nights. But read this, then decide for yourselves...and please, tell us what YOU think...
Friday, March 21, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Top Chef Chicago: Chefbian Moments...
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